Free Food! Shake Shack seeks chief avocado officer

Shake Shack is on the hunt for an avocado expert to fill the role of chief avocado officer.
The chosen candidate will undertake responsibilities such as assessing and sampling sliced avocados retailed in stores to ensure impeccable quality for customers. Additionally, they will actively engage in brainstorming sessions aimed at incorporating more avocado offerings onto the menu.
Alongside the role's unique duties, the position comes with extra perks. The appointed chief avocado officer will receive complimentary Shake Shack meals for a year and a $3,000 "avocado stipend."
Interested individuals are advised to act promptly, as the application deadline for this position is tonight at 11:59 p.m.